Hi all you unfortunate bastards that managed to stumble into this portal to hell, just kidding. or at least I hope, but I'm Dani, 21, and a writer, or at least trying to be. This is a multi-fandom, and not spoiler free blog, so be warned, cause here there be dragons.

squid-ichorous:


debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

squid-ichorous:

debatable

literally something a serpent with tiny claws and/or legs would say

(Source: deluminator, via wcnktn)

mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

(via avadaakedavraa)

ofhousehoechlin:

6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.

#well good thing you’re the Winter Soldier   #because that’s one hell of a burn (via paradisdesbilles)

(Source: missmarvelarchives, via sebastianstanspam)

postracialcomments:

booty-dont-lie:

postracialcomments:

When are folks gonna learn?

Do we know which Home Depot in Charleston, IL to call to get this piece of shit fired?

1301 Fort Worth Way, Mattoon, IL 61938
(217) 235-0700

(via thedaysgrowshort)

isilence:

relationship goal: a relationship

(via avadaakedavraa)

lucyintheskywithstarofdavids:

best-of-memes:

Not even lion

This is the best post I have seen all day

(via andisayidontknow)

skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war

skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war

(via trashgnomesanonymous)

inteligasm:

actionjacksonlovesbbq:

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

(Source: positivelycrippled, via carlyoulilshit)

bands-arent-just-bands:

miggylol:

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

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I feel you, little duck

i caNT BREATHE

(via sherlock-holmeless)

(Source: tianaofmaldonia, via nerdgasam)

warbloggerofzillyhoo:

thesherlockfandomisbroken:

smith-and-noble:

samandpatricks:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.

That is a liiiiittle bit creepy

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY

(Source: strongestmeme, via carlyoulilshit)

997:

90-Year-Old Women Get Married After Seven Decades Living Together

longandpointlessurl:

The best way to ruin a dumb protest is to join it badly

(via samwormchester)