Hi all you unfortunate bastards that managed to stumble into this portal to hell, just kidding. or at least I hope, but I'm Dani, 21, and a writer, or at least trying to be. This is a multi-fandom, and not spoiler free blog, so be warned, cause here there be dragons.

spazzyena:

princeowl:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

surprise bitch

NO ONE EXPECTS THE RENTAL INQUISITION

spazzyena:

princeowl:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

surprise bitch

NO ONE EXPECTS THE RENTAL INQUISITION

(via this-67-impala)

iraniransutabotea:

This is generally how my “I made a new OC” conversations go.

(via i-hear-the-tardis)

Disney Dogs

(Source: mickeyandcompany, via literally-just-me)

"What is up with Giving Tree here?”

(Source: peterquill, via this-67-impala)

“If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.””

—   

(via lotsalipstick)

Truth. This used to happen to me on the subway and on the street pretty regularly in Chicago.

(via banjue)

(Source: mysharona1987, via donechesters)

thatfunnyblog:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

(Source: mythaelogy, via kissthefangirl)

landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context

landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: spongeboobus, via endlesslysherlocked)

ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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(via dimplesfrecklesprettyboyangels)

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

thexth:

thexth:

thexth:

is benedict’s hand stuck in his pocket

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I’m 1001% sure this man superglued his hand inside of his pocket by accident. what a frickin nerd

(via skull-print-ships-johnlock)

AWWW

(Source: the-cab-rock, via donechesters)

fallen-angel-nightshade:

nonbinaryanders:

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!

(via devilwithasoul)

chainsandshipsexciteme:

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

and the other 4% is crying 

(via this-67-impala)

megandear:

relatableteenblogger:

in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat


I adore this man.

megandear:

relatableteenblogger:

in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

I adore this man.

(via endlesslysherlocked)

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

(Source: the-peoples-of-middle-earth, via kissthefangirl)