Hi all you unfortunate bastards that managed to stumble into this portal to hell, just kidding. or at least I hope, but I'm Dani, 21, and a writer, or at least trying to be. This is a multi-fandom, and not spoiler free blog, so be warned, cause here there be dragons.

joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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(via phd-in-awesomeness)

cell-mate:

tennants-hair:

do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number

they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor

like

you have real people who like you

wow

i don’t say it often enough, but to all you lovely people who decided to follow me, thank you. it means the absolute world to me.

(via tobeleftoutinthedark)

dacadaca:

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

dacadaca:

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

(via eri-dumb)

romancingthelookyloos:

gallifreekydeeky:


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

"ooh!  a poor person in need of help!  i better make sure they get arrested!"  to me, that’s the issue that’s most troubling.  Apart from that, the statue, and the idea behind it, is one of the parts of Christianity that even a grouchy atheist like me has to admire…

I love this because I think it shows how today’s most “devout” Christians wouldn’t be the people that supported him if he existed today.

romancingthelookyloos:

gallifreekydeeky:

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

"ooh!  a poor person in need of help!  i better make sure they get arrested!"  to me, that’s the issue that’s most troubling.  Apart from that, the statue, and the idea behind it, is one of the parts of Christianity that even a grouchy atheist like me has to admire…

I love this because I think it shows how today’s most “devout” Christians wouldn’t be the people that supported him if he existed today.

(Source: circuitfry, via warped-tour-in-the-tardis)

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

(via warped-tour-in-the-tardis)

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(Source: m-eg, via warped-tour-in-the-tardis)

initiala:

Natasha Romanoff: S.H.I.E.L.D Agent, Russian Spy, Assassian, Matchmaker

Okay what I love most about this is Nat knows his neighbors.

(okay I love everything about this, especially Natasha continuing this conversation like they totally just didn’t jump out of a plane and murder/incapacitate twelve people, but we’ll focus on one thing in particular)

It’s really fueling my headcanon that Natasha just comes over and bothers Steve when she’s bored sometimes. She just comes in through the window sometimes, picks the lock when Steve isn’t home and rearranges his furniture (“The harmony of the room was off-balance” “That is a load of bullshit” “Have you gone undercover as a New Age specialist? No? Shut up. Harmony”), replaces his healthy food with microwave dinners. Things like that. Natasha is a world-class troll.

But she has cased his neighbors. She’s watching his back, making sure he’s in a good neighborhood, that he’s got a safe space to come home to.

STEVE PROTECTS HER ON THE FRONT LINES, SHE PROTECTS HIM ON THE HOME FRONT

(Source: chrisevns, via hobbitintheimpala)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via phd-in-awesomeness)

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

(via hobbitintheimpala)

(Source: ayyyymisha, via hobbitintheimpala)

ca-tsuka:

1st pictures of next Studio Ghibli film Omoide no Marnie, directed by Hiromasa Yonebayashi (Arietty).

(via thefirebendingtitanshifter)

yamisora:

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

I actually went to get a new phone and the woman looked up my old usage and bill and laughed. Apparently, I payed for unlimited usage and used about 5% of it

(via hobbitintheimpala)

divahkiin:

owlzzly:












Completed ancestor Dragonstuck set. After almost a year  I finally got the Disciple done  
oopsss

Fucking awesome.

divahkiin:

owlzzly:

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Completed ancestor Dragonstuck set. After almost a year  I finally got the Disciple done  

oopsss

Fucking awesome.

(Source: azzuko, via eri-dumb)

skammunistparty:

aye-trashley:

out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose

HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY CITY BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA
LET ME TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT MOIST
MOIST IS THIS COOL AS FUCK GRAFFITI ARTIST HERE IN THE BIG HAM AND YALL BOUT TO HEAR HIS STORY
ONE DAY, LIL MOIST WAS IN A PARK. NOW, LIL MOIST WANTED TO GRAFF UP SOME SHIT BUT HE AINT GOT A TAG. OUR BUDDY MOIST CANT JUST GET ANY TAG, HE WANTS SOMETHING PEOPLE GONNA REMEMBER.
THEN OL MOISTY GETS INSPIRED
EVERYBODY HATES THE WORD MOIST
PEOPLE GONNA NOTICE IF THEY SEE “MOIST” WRITTEN HUGE AS FUCK
SO THIS GUY GOES AROUND THE CITY SPRAYING MOIST ALL OVER
AND NOW HES A LOCAL LEGEND
HE HE SPRAYS WITH DAZE, THE BIGGEST GRAFF ARTIST IN ALABAMA
HIS ART IS EVERYWHERE IN BHAM
HE HAS 15 THOUSAND NOTES ON TUMBLR DOT COM
FUCK YEAH MOIST YOURE MAKING BIRMINGHAM COOL

skammunistparty:

aye-trashley:

out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose

HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY CITY BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT MOIST

MOIST IS THIS COOL AS FUCK GRAFFITI ARTIST HERE IN THE BIG HAM AND YALL BOUT TO HEAR HIS STORY

ONE DAY, LIL MOIST WAS IN A PARK. NOW, LIL MOIST WANTED TO GRAFF UP SOME SHIT BUT HE AINT GOT A TAG. OUR BUDDY MOIST CANT JUST GET ANY TAG, HE WANTS SOMETHING PEOPLE GONNA REMEMBER.

THEN OL MOISTY GETS INSPIRED

EVERYBODY HATES THE WORD MOIST

PEOPLE GONNA NOTICE IF THEY SEE “MOIST” WRITTEN HUGE AS FUCK

SO THIS GUY GOES AROUND THE CITY SPRAYING MOIST ALL OVER

AND NOW HES A LOCAL LEGEND

HE HE SPRAYS WITH DAZE, THE BIGGEST GRAFF ARTIST IN ALABAMA

HIS ART IS EVERYWHERE IN BHAM

HE HAS 15 THOUSAND NOTES ON TUMBLR DOT COM

FUCK YEAH MOIST YOURE MAKING BIRMINGHAM COOL

(via thefirebendingtitanshifter)

misterdomon:

Ffffirst Homestuck fanart. Oooh, Mr. Strider, oooh.
And now have a list of reasons why I will always prefer whitehaired Daves to blonde:
ALBINO
You know how Hussie is, you can never read too much into things. Skaia is a checkerboard, Derse and Prospit has these white and black chessmen, so I figure if Jade and John are the black, then Rose and Dave are not “supposedly blond”, but actually white. I DUNNO, IT WORKS IN MY HEAD
White hair looks good with blood? 8D 8D 8D
(I’m sorry, these really are terrible and shallow reasons, HE HE OH WELL)

misterdomon:

Ffffirst Homestuck fanart. Oooh, Mr. Strider, oooh.

And now have a list of reasons why I will always prefer whitehaired Daves to blonde:

  1. ALBINO
  2. You know how Hussie is, you can never read too much into things. Skaia is a checkerboard, Derse and Prospit has these white and black chessmen, so I figure if Jade and John are the black, then Rose and Dave are not “supposedly blond”, but actually white. I DUNNO, IT WORKS IN MY HEAD
  3. White hair looks good with blood? 8D 8D 8D

(I’m sorry, these really are terrible and shallow reasons, HE HE OH WELL)

(via eri-dumb)